Protests! Protests! Protests! Protests! Protests! Protests! Wow. And here’s Joe the Plumber, milking it.  Speaking of Joe the Plumber, what WOTS would be complete without some Sarah Palin bashing from our favorite opining outlets? You know—eating young, torturing the bible—all that good stuff. Also from the Observer, we gain literary prowess! […]

On Feb.10, Egyptian President  Hosni Mubarak announced in his speech to the Egyptian people that he would be delegating his authority to Vice President Omar Suleiman, but would not resign. Egyptian protesters were enraged and warned of violence as early as Friday. Mubarak seems to be testing the will of the Egyptian […]

Students in England attacked Prince Charles’ car this week because of a proposed tuition hike. They smashed a window and threw paint on the car. No one was hurt. Considering SUNY’s current situation, maybe we should follow suit? Suits are the staple of business attire. But if you’re a philosophy […]

Bill O’Reilly is offensive?  Surprise, surprise. The political commentator caused Whoopi and Joy Behar to walk off set on The View when he said that “Muslims killed us on 9/11.” A porn star’s positive HIV test result has scared many in the industry, as the clinic will not reveal the […]

It’s not too hot, it’s not too cold, it’s juuuust right. Astronomers have found a new “Goldilocks” planet that may harbor exactly the right conditions for life. And it’s only 140 trillion miles away! SPRING BREAK BABY! Obama’s chief of staff, Rahm Emmanuel, is supposedly going to resign on Friday. […]

Sarah Palin said this week that she might be forced to run for President in 2012 “if nobody else wanted to step up.” Seventy-five percent of Americans will be overweight by 2020, according to a new report released by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development. We’re still the fattest […]