No Way! Post-Election Blogs, Smoking Gun, Undead Civil Duties, Shark On Course

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Hand gun found in donated book.

Post-election woes chronicled on Tumblr blog: White people mourning Romney

Man doesn’t get the point, cuts off own tongue.

Ghost ballots cast for the dead.

Lost and found: Two-foot leopard shark found on a California golf course.

Old Spice marketing campaign fails to show in China; Airline pilot denied a job for smelly pits.